[ 2005.07.06 21:26:43 ] niko86 > hello fenga :)) [ 2005.07.06 21:27:00 ] Fenga Montego > what up my caldari missile using nerfed homies! [ 2005.07.06 21:27:08 ] Watari Kalybes > lol [ 2005.07.06 21:27:20 ] Istian Goss > Hi [ 2005.07.06 21:27:21 ] Tass Tassadar > lol [ 2005.07.06 21:27:29 ] Aarknoid > heh [ 2005.07.06 21:27:32 ] niko86 > hello you aint been on in ages [ 2005.07.06 21:27:38 ] Istian Goss > 40 dmg for my 75 dmg base bloodclaws [ 2005.07.06 21:28:06 ] Fenga Montego > ive been busy. [ 2005.07.06 21:28:08 ] Aarknoid > 59 dmg for my widowmakers [ 2005.07.06 21:28:13 ] Fenga Montego > I broke my penis a week ago [ 2005.07.06 21:28:14 ] Aarknoid > on a cruiser [ 2005.07.06 21:28:29 ] Fenga Montego > I didnt know you could, but apparently you can. [ 2005.07.06 21:28:32 ] Morat Starhopper > thats low [ 2005.07.06 21:28:34 ] Fenga Montego > fractured, anyway [ 2005.07.06 21:28:42 ] niko86 > ouchh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [ 2005.07.06 21:28:50 ] Fenga Montego > that part of girl between butt and ... other hole? [ 2005.07.06 21:28:55 ] Andros vonBek > seriously, how the hell did you do that? slip while thrusting or something? [ 2005.07.06 21:28:57 ] Aarknoid > my mind blocked out the last few sentances [ 2005.07.06 21:28:59 ] Fenga Montego > small 2 inch piece of skin and i manage to hit it and CRACK [ 2005.07.06 21:29:07 ] Andros vonBek > owch [ 2005.07.06 21:29:12 ] Fenga Montego > swelled up like an angry balloon and I still have a splint [ 2005.07.06 21:29:21 ] Watari Kalybes > dude, i took osteology. nothing that can fracture, unless you're a canine :) [ 2005.07.06 21:29:27 ] Marcus VonHagen > shell have had something to say about that too? [ 2005.07.06 21:29:29 ] Andros vonBek > /emote tries not to laugh... [ 2005.07.06 21:29:30 ] Fenga Montego > it can fracture my friend [ 2005.07.06 21:29:33 ] niko86 > rofl!!!!! lol [ 2005.07.06 21:29:54 ] Fenga Montego > click [ 2005.07.06 21:30:06 ] Marcus VonHagen > rupture and internal bleeding? [ 2005.07.06 21:30:10 ] Fenga Montego > Penile fracture is the traumatic rupture of the corpus cavernosum. Traumatic rupture of the penis is relatively uncommon and is considered a urologic emergency. [ 2005.07.06 21:30:13 ] Fenga Montego > pwned. [ 2005.07.06 21:30:18 ] TrueTiger > [ 2005.07.06 21:30:21 ] Fenga Montego > yep internal bleeding swelling the whole works [ 2005.07.06 21:30:21 ] niko86 > o man that must kill [ 2005.07.06 21:30:26 ] TrueTiger > i see grey :p [ 2005.07.06 21:30:31 ] Azia Burgi > OMFG!!! [ 2005.07.06 21:30:37 ] Fenga Montego > to tell the truth after about a week i was laughing my ass off about it [ 2005.07.06 21:30:39 ] Azia Burgi > WTF HAVE I CLICKED ON! [ 2005.07.06 21:30:40 ] Aarknoid > thats the grey of a broken wang [ 2005.07.06 21:30:47 ] Marcus VonHagen > bowser doesnt like that and i can understand that [ 2005.07.06 21:31:04 ] Fenga Montego > dang [ 2005.07.06 21:31:09 ] Aarknoid > no wang [ 2005.07.06 21:31:12 ] Azia Burgi > penile fracture and trauma [ 2005.07.06 21:31:35 ] Fenga Montego > well since you guys cant see it [ 2005.07.06 21:31:37 ] Fenga Montego > *ahem* [ 2005.07.06 21:31:38 ] Azia Burgi > i take it this was a bad time to come back from afk [ 2005.07.06 21:31:39 ] Fenga Montego > Patients describe a popping, cracking, or snapping sound with immediate detumescence. They may report minimal to severe sharp pain, depending on the severity of injury. [ 2005.07.06 21:31:52 ] Marcus VonHagen > as i was asking earlier, hows the young lady? [ 2005.07.06 21:31:56 ] niko86 > !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAARRRGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [ 2005.07.06 21:32:00 ] Fenga Montego > ahahaha [ 2005.07.06 21:32:04 ] Aarknoid > so was it minnimal, or severe [ 2005.07.06 21:32:13 ] Watari Kalybes > you have my sympathy (although i expected a goatse.cx so i didn't click) [ 2005.07.06 21:32:15 ] Castrum > Hmm [ 2005.07.06 21:32:20 ] Fenga Montego > moderate [ 2005.07.06 21:32:24 ] Azia Burgi > are you still... er... functioning? [ 2005.07.06 21:32:26 ] Aarknoid > a ha finaly a palladium tahg [ 2005.07.06 21:32:28 ] Aarknoid > tag [ 2005.07.06 21:32:29 ] Fenga Montego > i had a very interesting shaped wang now [ 2005.07.06 21:32:34 ] Fenga Montego > and still function...ing. [ 2005.07.06 21:32:42 ] Fenga Montego > WHY AM I TELLING YOU PPL THIS [ 2005.07.06 21:32:44 ] Andros vonBek > sort of _| shaped? [ 2005.07.06 21:32:47 ] Watari Kalybes > i hope your, er, baculum heals [ 2005.07.06 21:32:54 ] Fenga Montego > no more of a uh [ 2005.07.06 21:33:03 ] Fenga Montego > more of a strangely shaped banana [ 2005.07.06 21:33:10 ] Fenga Montego > anyway [ 2005.07.06 21:33:12 ] Azia Burgi > is it badly bent or just cruved? [ 2005.07.06 21:33:12 ] niko86 > /emote vomits [ 2005.07.06 21:33:14 ] Marcus VonHagen > you get a splint? [ 2005.07.06 21:33:17 ] Fenga Montego > yeah just droppin in to say hi [ 2005.07.06 21:33:18 ] Azia Burgi > oooh [ 2005.07.06 21:33:21 ] Fenga Montego > yeah i have a cocksplint =/ [ 2005.07.06 21:33:31 ] Azia Burgi > /emote sniggers [ 2005.07.06 21:33:33 ] Fenga Montego > the funny thing is as a result of all of this [ 2005.07.06 21:33:41 ] Andros vonBek > \_| shaped? [ 2005.07.06 21:33:42 ] Fenga Montego > my character, Razner Cerizo, has the title "Broke My Penis" [ 2005.07.06 21:33:44 ] Watari Kalybes > so they're going to stop you in airports like a member of spinal tap? [ 2005.07.06 21:33:44 ] Istian Goss > I've now idea.....shows how strange the net is....I mean you wouldn't walk up to a stranger in the street and say 'hi my penis has snapped' [ 2005.07.06 21:33:56 ] Fenga Montego > no andross more of a uh [ 2005.07.06 21:34:02 ] Fenga Montego > _/ [ 2005.07.06 21:34:05 ] Fenga Montego > but not as severe! [ 2005.07.06 21:34:08 ] Fenga Montego > more of a ) really [ 2005.07.06 21:34:14 ] Watari Kalybes > ] [ 2005.07.06 21:34:17 ] Fenga Montego > oh here : { [ 2005.07.06 21:34:19 ] Andros vonBek > _) ? [ 2005.07.06 21:34:19 ] Azia Burgi > which way does it curve? [ 2005.07.06 21:34:20 ] Fenga Montego > lmao [ 2005.07.06 21:34:23 ] Aarknoid > i knew there was a reason fro brackets [ 2005.07.06 21:34:25 ] Fenga Montego > upward. :( [ 2005.07.06 21:34:31 ] Azia Burgi > ooooh [ 2005.07.06 21:34:34 ] Fenga Montego > then again thats not a bad thing. [ 2005.07.06 21:34:38 ] Watari Kalybes > ^ [ 2005.07.06 21:34:39 ] Andros vonBek > you never know, it might be better for her if its a different shape... [ 2005.07.06 21:34:39 ] Marcus VonHagen > could be worse [ 2005.07.06 21:34:42 ] Azia Burgi > you'll be a hit with the ladies [ 2005.07.06 21:34:43 ] Fenga Montego > leslie seems to enjoy it. :( [ 2005.07.06 21:34:46 ] Aarknoid > totaly for the descriptin of wang damage [ 2005.07.06 21:34:48 ] TrueTiger > bet it looked more like this..... U [ 2005.07.06 21:35:04 ] TrueTiger > super droop [ 2005.07.06 21:35:11 ] Azia Burgi > roflmao [ 2005.07.06 21:35:17 ] Fenga Montego > D: [ 2005.07.06 21:35:25 ] Azia Burgi > STOP MAKING ME GIGGLE! [ 2005.07.06 21:35:36 ] Watari Kalybes > ~ [ 2005.07.06 21:35:38 ] TrueTiger > why u at work ?:P [ 2005.07.06 21:35:42 ] Marcus VonHagen > is az the only one sitting comfartably? [ 2005.07.06 21:35:44 ] Azia Burgi > someone should bash.org this entire convo [ 2005.07.06 21:36:06 ] Azia Burgi > parents are lurking about [ 2005.07.06 21:36:10 ] Fenga Montego > the cockbreaker herself who i almost broke up with because of this. [ 2005.07.06 21:36:16 ] Fenga Montego > so innocent looking NO? [ 2005.07.06 21:36:20 ] Fenga Montego > YOUD NEVER GUESS SHES A DEMON WOULD YOU [ 2005.07.06 21:36:23 ] Fenga Montego > :( [ 2005.07.06 21:36:33 ] Azia Burgi > a whole new meaning to the phrase "ball-breaker" [ 2005.07.06 21:36:35 ] TrueTiger > you break up with her and ill fuck her :D [ 2005.07.06 21:36:36 ] Andros vonBek > oooOOOooo nice [ 2005.07.06 21:36:42 ] Fenga Montego > the balls are FINE! [ 2005.07.06 21:36:44 ] Aarknoid > " i cant stay with you, you broke IT" [ 2005.07.06 21:37:01 ] TrueTiger > can we please have a tit shot, thanks [ 2005.07.06 21:37:10 ] Fenga Montego > neg. [ 2005.07.06 21:37:11 ] Morat Starhopper > a girl has needs ..... [ 2005.07.06 21:37:22 ] TrueTiger > and hers are deep :p [ 2005.07.06 21:37:26 ] Morat Starhopper > and broken parts dont do it [ 2005.07.06 21:37:27 ] Aarknoid > well she has to treat her toys nicely [ 2005.07.06 21:37:48 ] Terissa > Can we please not have the bad language [ 2005.07.06 21:38:01 ] Aarknoid > what abd language? [ 2005.07.06 21:38:03 ] Morat Starhopper > Terissa ;) [ 2005.07.06 21:38:04 ] Aarknoid > *bad [ 2005.07.06 21:38:09 ] Aarknoid > i have bad spelling [ 2005.07.06 21:38:25 ] Azia Burgi > my friends are going to LOVE this [ 2005.07.06 21:38:33 ] Morat Starhopper > lols [ 2005.07.06 21:38:39 ] Fenga Montego > oh no they arent. [ 2005.07.06 21:38:43 ] Fenga Montego > wel... yeah they are. [ 2005.07.06 21:38:44 ] Morat Starhopper > a typical eves night chat [ 2005.07.06 21:38:45 ] Fenga Montego > but. grah. [ 2005.07.06 21:38:45 ] TrueTiger > oh yes they will [ 2005.07.06 21:38:58 ] Istian Goss > So the topology of the Riemann sphere anyone? [ 2005.07.06 21:39:16 ] Morat Starhopper > a player on eve was off for a week beacuse [ 2005.07.06 21:39:24 ] TrueTiger > fenga how long till u can do IT again? [ 2005.07.06 21:39:37 ] Fenga Montego > the whole story prolly doesnt work in this browser but if your interested thats the URL :( im popedragunov. [ 2005.07.06 21:39:38 ] Azia Burgi > fenga, congrats on make me laugh so hard i'm now crying :D [ 2005.07.06 21:39:55 ] Fenga Montego > lol [ 2005.07.06 21:39:55 ] Pegasus TG > /emote waves goodnight to corp...bares his teeth at azia :-p [ 2005.07.06 21:40:04 ] Fenga Montego > trust me the forum thread i made about it was... quite funny [ 2005.07.06 21:40:06 ] Azia Burgi > nn ewok [ 2005.07.06 21:40:12 ] Morat Starhopper > naked teeth oh no [ 2005.07.06 21:40:20 ] Fenga Montego > tooth flasher :( [ 2005.07.06 21:40:27 ] Morat Starhopper > nn ewok [ 2005.07.06 21:40:34 ] niko86 > nn ewok pegasus [ 2005.07.06 21:40:37 ] Istian Goss > nn ewok [ 2005.07.06 21:40:38 ] Andros vonBek > nn [ 2005.07.06 21:40:44 ] Fenga Montego > lemme try the link TEST [ 2005.07.06 21:40:51 ] Azia Burgi > fenga... there aren't.... pictures are there? [ 2005.07.06 21:40:54 ] Morat Starhopper > 50mm Reinforced Steel Plates I being tested [ 2005.07.06 21:41:05 ] Fenga Montego > yeah this aint gunna work out :( [ 2005.07.06 21:41:09 ] Morat Starhopper > it works [ 2005.07.06 21:41:10 ] Watari Kalybes > i need that for my eyes morat [ 2005.07.06 21:41:25 ] Fenga Montego > not well. [ 2005.07.06 21:41:27 ] Patrick McCarty > Bloodclaw Light Missile I [ 2005.07.06 21:41:30 ] Fenga Montego > its all fuxxored :P [ 2005.07.06 21:41:45 ] Morat Starhopper > Isogen [ 2005.07.06 21:42:00 ] Patrick McCarty > Condensed Scordite [ 2005.07.06 21:42:06 ] Morat Starhopper > Cant catch me :P [ 2005.07.06 21:42:06 ] Fenga Montego > how are you linking those? [ 2005.07.06 21:42:08 ] Fenga Montego > shift click? [ 2005.07.06 21:42:12 ] TrueTiger > buying someone to look over my ship whilst i go sleep... just hit warp if any badys come cos its a snail :P [ 2005.07.06 21:42:15 ] Haden Carinn > Anyone know where I can mine Isogen? [ 2005.07.06 21:42:21 ] Morat Starhopper > draggin them into the text box [ 2005.07.06 21:42:22 ] Fenga Montego > .0 you get a lot :P [ 2005.07.06 21:42:25 ] Fenga Montego > oh nice [ 2005.07.06 21:42:28 ] Morat Starhopper > amarr haden [ 2005.07.06 21:42:35 ] Terissa > you cant [ 2005.07.06 21:42:42 ] niko86 > no no gallente space [ 2005.07.06 21:42:47 ] Haden Carinn > so i need to buy it? [ 2005.07.06 21:42:48 ] Terissa > you can mine Kernite [ 2005.07.06 21:42:49 ] Azia Burgi > doesn't work for me [ 2005.07.06 21:42:51 ] Fenga Montego > you know what never fails to make me laugh now, after ive broken my cock? [ 2005.07.06 21:42:53 ] Morat Starhopper > in fact any non cald say .8 maybe .7 and down [ 2005.07.06 21:42:53 ] TrueTiger > wheres there a nice please to mine golden omber? [ 2005.07.06 21:42:56 ] niko86 > /emote tries to keep everyone away from amarr [ 2005.07.06 21:43:09 ] Fenga Montego > SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM! [ 2005.07.06 21:43:22 ] TrueTiger > i dont get it [ 2005.07.06 21:43:33 ] Fenga Montego > you wouldnt if you are under 18 or so [ 2005.07.06 21:43:38 ] niko86 > randy savage :) [ 2005.07.06 21:43:40 ] Fenga Montego > thats when the commercials were fucking everywhere :( [ 2005.07.06 21:43:54 ] Morat Starhopper > CMS Poseidon yay it worked [ 2005.07.06 21:43:57 ] Andros vonBek > rofl at the macho man [ 2005.07.06 21:44:04 ] niko86 > i didnt know pics worked in the eve browser [ 2005.07.06 21:44:12 ] TrueTiger > is this the guy who really broke your cock? [ 2005.07.06 21:44:21 ] niko86 > rofl [ 2005.07.06 21:44:24 ] Fenga Montego > yes... yes it was. [ 2005.07.06 21:44:27 ] Fenga Montego > randy savage, I hired him [ 2005.07.06 21:44:29 ] niko86 > /emote cans stop laughing [ 2005.07.06 21:44:32 ] Fenga Montego > i wanted to full slim jim experience. [ 2005.07.06 21:44:33 ] Andros vonBek > Amarr Navy Sergeant Insignia III [ 2005.07.06 21:44:37 ] niko86 > :') [ 2005.07.06 21:44:59 ] Fenga Montego > my dad calls me Pipecleaner now D: [ 2005.07.06 21:45:05 ] Morat Starhopper > Azia ? [ 2005.07.06 21:45:06 ] TrueTiger > lmao [ 2005.07.06 21:45:09 ] Andros vonBek > rofl [ 2005.07.06 21:45:18 ] niko86 > rofl :') [ 2005.07.06 21:45:26 ] Fenga Montego > i think azia died a while back from lack of air [ 2005.07.06 21:45:28 ] niko86 > please stop .... rofl [ 2005.07.06 21:45:31 ] Fenga Montego > :( [ 2005.07.06 21:45:32 ] TrueTiger > what did u tell the guy at the hospital when u had to go and see them ?? [ 2005.07.06 21:45:35 ] Watari Kalybes > "these pipes are clean!" [ 2005.07.06 21:45:37 ] Fenga Montego > THE TRUTH [ 2005.07.06 21:45:41 ] Patrick McCarty > Aarknoid [ 2005.07.06 21:45:42 ] Morat Starhopper > lols [ 2005.07.06 21:45:46 ] Fenga Montego > dr: so what happened here? [ 2005.07.06 21:45:48 ] Patrick McCarty > Andros vonBek [ 2005.07.06 21:45:49 ] Aarknoid > howdy [ 2005.07.06 21:45:52 ] Fenga Montego > me: uh, I broke my cock on my girlfriends taint. [ 2005.07.06 21:45:58 ] Fenga Montego > him: whoa [ 2005.07.06 21:46:05 ] niko86 > congrats andros your 6 months old [ 2005.07.06 21:46:08 ] Morat Starhopper > silly fart ---> Andros vonBek [ 2005.07.06 21:46:10 ] TrueTiger > what did he do when you showed him?:P [ 2005.07.06 21:46:18 ] Fenga Montego > laughed l ike a bastard [ 2005.07.06 21:46:21 ] Azia Burgi > omg fenga [ 2005.07.06 21:46:26 ] Azia Burgi > you are a genius [ 2005.07.06 21:46:26 ] Fenga Montego > he said [ 2005.07.06 21:46:27 ] TrueTiger > lol [ 2005.07.06 21:46:33 ] Fenga Montego > "well at least it wasnt a masturbation injury" [ 2005.07.06 21:46:34 ] Marcus VonHagen > perineum is its proper name [ 2005.07.06 21:46:37 ] Fenga Montego > ":( [ 2005.07.06 21:46:40 ] Patrick McCarty > dhav kincaide [ 2005.07.06 21:46:49 ] Patrick McCarty > Zeyk [ 2005.07.06 21:46:54 ] Patrick McCarty > heh [ 2005.07.06 21:47:05 ] Fenga Montego > then he gave me a splint and said if i wanted to i could get surgery [ 2005.07.06 21:47:10 ] Morat Starhopper > Azia if cant read tonight please do so later and respond [ 2005.07.06 21:47:12 ] Azia Burgi > breathe amy, breathe..... [ 2005.07.06 21:47:12 ] Fenga Montego > but i rather like the whole boomerang effect =/ [ 2005.07.06 21:47:32 ] Azia Burgi > /emote sniggers [ 2005.07.06 21:47:41 ] Watari Kalybes > surgery? as if bombarded by spam isn't enough... [ 2005.07.06 21:47:54 ] niko86 > fenga are you a full time comedian? [ 2005.07.06 21:47:54 ] Fenga Montego > what spam? [ 2005.07.06 21:48:03 ] Fenga Montego > no im just a part time cripple now :( [ 2005.07.06 21:48:11 ] Watari Kalybes > i'd say, stick with pills being sold by a wealthy nigerian princess [ 2005.07.06 21:48:21 ] Watari Kalybes > enlargment spam :) [ 2005.07.06 21:48:24 ] Fenga Montego > i should sue the condom company [ 2005.07.06 21:48:28 ] Fenga Montego > they promised me safe sex [ 2005.07.06 21:48:32 ] Fenga Montego > those motherfuckers. :( [ 2005.07.06 21:48:35 ] Andros vonBek > lol [ 2005.07.06 21:48:55 ] Istian Goss > roflmao [ 2005.07.06 21:48:56 ] Fenga Montego > brb im going to eat breakfast [ 2005.07.06 21:49:10 ] Marcus VonHagen > youll have the light on next time then fenga? [ 2005.07.06 21:49:19 ] Azia Burgi > LOL [ 2005.07.06 21:49:49 ] Fenga Montego > the funny thing was THE LIGHT WS ON [ 2005.07.06 21:50:08 ] Fenga Montego > too preoccupied i guess [ 2005.07.06 21:50:16 ] Marcus VonHagen > you heard the engineers joke? [ 2005.07.06 21:50:27 ] Watari Kalybes > need to train multitasking skill [ 2005.07.06 21:50:33 ] Fenga Montego > meanwhile my crotch is going "hmm, in, out, in, out, in, out, out. .. wait. 2 outs? wt-AUGH!" [ 2005.07.06 21:50:39 ] Azia Burgi > fenga, try it sober next time [ 2005.07.06 21:50:42 ] Fenga Montego > *snap* [ 2005.07.06 21:50:47 ] Fenga Montego > I WAS SOBER D: [ 2005.07.06 21:50:49 ] Marcus VonHagen > whats the difference between light and hard? [ 2005.07.06 21:50:51 ] Azia Burgi > rofl [ 2005.07.06 21:50:58 ] Fenga Montego > i havent drank since that one captain morgan spree damnit [ 2005.07.06 21:51:04 ] Marcus VonHagen > its easier to see with a light-on [ 2005.07.06 21:51:06 ] Fenga Montego > that was rediculous :( [ 2005.07.06 21:51:33 ] Fenga Montego > brb going to cook some bacon [ 2005.07.06 21:51:41 ] Fenga Montego > one word about "meat" from you ppl and i will murder [ 2005.07.06 21:51:44 ] Fenga Montego > brfb. [ 2005.07.06 21:51:44 ] Morat Starhopper > laters maybe night [ 2005.07.06 21:52:19 ] Azia Burgi > hving trouble breathing now :\ [ 2005.07.06 21:52:22 ] Marcus VonHagen > im laughing so hard i nearly forgot my drones [ 2005.07.06 21:52:30 ] Azia Burgi > lol [ 2005.07.06 21:52:39 ] Marcus VonHagen > but im bent up in sympathy too [ 2005.07.06 21:52:50 ] Azia Burgi > its the way he came out with it [ 2005.07.06 21:52:52 ] TrueTiger > bent like his cock? [ 2005.07.06 21:52:57 ] Marcus VonHagen > no [ 2005.07.06 21:53:13 ] Azia Burgi > "dude, i broke my fucking cock!" [ 2005.07.06 21:53:37 ] Morat Starhopper > Azia please send a mail then please [ 2005.07.06 21:53:49 ] Fenga Montego > "bent up in sympathy"eh? [ 2005.07.06 21:53:53 ] Fenga Montego > sarcastic bastard [ 2005.07.06 21:54:00 ] Fenga Montego > pun SOOO intended, eh? EH? :( [ 2005.07.06 21:54:10 ] Marcus VonHagen > that was the bit where i wasnt being sarcastic [ 2005.07.06 21:54:22 ] TrueTiger > you should of been opn top then it wouldnt of happend [ 2005.07.06 21:54:34 ] Fenga Montego > ffs this is the spanish inquisition! [ 2005.07.06 21:54:41 ] Fenga Montego > not on top, BEHIND [ 2005.07.06 21:54:51 ] Fenga Montego > how ELSE would i have gotten such cock breaking leverage? [ 2005.07.06 21:55:11 ] Fenga Montego > imagine those long bags of crackers [ 2005.07.06 21:55:16 ] Fenga Montego > then slam them into a wall. [ 2005.07.06 21:55:17 ] TrueTiger > well u need to have some pain for some plessure :P [ 2005.07.06 21:55:18 ] Fenga Montego > yeah. [ 2005.07.06 21:55:28 ] Andros vonBek > /emote pisses himself laughing [ 2005.07.06 21:55:34 ] Fenga Montego > in that case lie owes me like 8 truckloads of pleasure [ 2005.07.06 21:55:40 ] Fenga Montego > life* [ 2005.07.06 21:55:50 ] Azia Burgi > lol [ 2005.07.06 21:55:55 ] Istian Goss > lol [ 2005.07.06 21:56:06 ] niko86 > rofl [ 2005.07.06 21:56:06 ] Haden Carinn > Antimatter Charge S [ 2005.07.06 21:56:17 ] Azia Burgi > i'm going to die of lack of oxygen in a minute [ 2005.07.06 21:56:20 ] Watari Kalybes > we'll start an exotic dancer fund for you then [ 2005.07.06 21:56:29 ] TrueTiger > im sure when its healed and ready to Rock and roll shell be wanting it even more, just dont go from behind this time [ 2005.07.06 21:56:59 ] Azia Burgi > if you have surgey will you be able to perform again? [ 2005.07.06 21:57:24 ] TrueTiger > or do they give it a cock stand :p [ 2005.07.06 21:57:43 ] Marcus VonHagen > and we thought it was only ship missiles that got nerfed in the patch [ 2005.07.06 21:58:18 ] Fenga Montego > i can perform NOW [ 2005.07.06 21:58:23 ] Fenga Montego > it just hurts like a bastard [ 2005.07.06 21:58:34 ] Fenga Montego > my ever loving doctor (sarcastic bitch he is) says about 3 weeks :( [ 2005.07.06 21:58:38 ] TrueTiger > did u carry on? [ 2005.07.06 21:58:39 ] Marcus VonHagen > ow [ 2005.07.06 21:58:41 ] Fenga Montego > in the meantime im screwed [ 2005.07.06 21:58:47 ] Fenga Montego > well [ 2005.07.06 21:58:51 ] Azia Burgi > or noton [ 2005.07.06 21:58:52 ] Fenga Montego > in the meantime im NOT screwed, more like. [ 2005.07.06 21:58:57 ] Azia Burgi > LOL [ 2005.07.06 21:59:00 ] Fenga Montego > yah. ;( [ 2005.07.06 21:59:15 ] Istian Goss > lol [ 2005.07.06 21:59:18 ] Fenga Montego > teh gewd news is its summer vacation. i cant imagine going back to college like this [ 2005.07.06 21:59:24 ] Fenga Montego > oh god the stories. [ 2005.07.06 21:59:28 ] Azia Burgi > LOL [ 2005.07.06 21:59:29 ] niko86 > rofl [ 2005.07.06 21:59:32 ] Fenga Montego > "I hear he broke his cock on a dog!" [ 2005.07.06 21:59:40 ] Fenga Montego > "no certainly not it was a seal!" [ 2005.07.06 21:59:41 ] Istian Goss > ......and you told us? [ 2005.07.06 21:59:43 ] niko86 > lol [ 2005.07.06 21:59:49 ] Fenga Montego > well you guys are anonymous internet ppl [ 2005.07.06 21:59:54 ] Fenga Montego > plus i like making people laugh [ 2005.07.06 22:00:04 ] Fenga Montego > but having to go through that all day every day for the next like 8 years irl would suck [ 2005.07.06 22:00:06 ] Fenga Montego > lol [ 2005.07.06 22:00:07 ] Azia Burgi > fenga, just hope you never have a nasty break up with your gf [ 2005.07.06 22:00:15 ] niko86 > you have nearly killed half the forum [ 2005.07.06 22:00:18 ] Fenga Montego > anyway my friends and family already know roflmao [ 2005.07.06 22:00:19 ] Andros vonBek > he already had one, azia... [ 2005.07.06 22:00:24 ] Fenga Montego > ZING [ 2005.07.06 22:00:26 ] Fenga Montego > damnit andros [ 2005.07.06 22:00:28 ] Fenga Montego > lmfao [ 2005.07.06 22:00:29 ] Azia Burgi > lol [ 2005.07.06 22:00:51 ] Marcus VonHagen > breaking up is so hard to do? [ 2005.07.06 22:00:58 ] Fenga Montego > i just made toast but we have no butter. life is cruel. [ 2005.07.06 22:01:01 ] Andros vonBek > apparently not... [ 2005.07.06 22:01:01 ] Azia Burgi > obviously not [ 2005.07.06 22:01:15 ] Fenga Montego > dont vex me [ 2005.07.06 22:01:15 ] TrueTiger > did she say sorry? [ 2005.07.06 22:01:22 ] Fenga Montego > the boomerang is a powerful weapon! [ 2005.07.06 22:01:26 ] Azia Burgi > why? its his fault [ 2005.07.06 22:01:28 ] niko86 > lol [ 2005.07.06 22:01:30 ] Fenga Montego > yes she did but she was too busy laughing at first [ 2005.07.06 22:01:34 ] Fenga Montego > me: AUGH [ 2005.07.06 22:01:36 ] Fenga Montego > her: what? [ 2005.07.06 22:01:40 ] Fenga Montego > me: YOU BROK MY COCK [ 2005.07.06 22:01:44 ] TrueTiger > lol [ 2005.07.06 22:01:46 ] Azia Burgi > LMAO [ 2005.07.06 22:01:52 ] Fenga Montego > her: ME? YOU were the thruster, im the thrustee here! [ 2005.07.06 22:01:53 ] Istian Goss > rofl [ 2005.07.06 22:02:01 ] Andros vonBek > loolll [ 2005.07.06 22:02:04 ] Azia Burgi > i'm sorry fenga but i'm going to have to bsh.org this [ 2005.07.06 22:02:07 ] Fenga Montego > me: well if it werent for your TITANIUM FLESH i wouldnt have a broken COCK, woman! [ 2005.07.06 22:02:16 ] Fenga Montego > her: your logic sucks [ 2005.07.06 22:02:19 ] Fenga Montego > :( [ 2005.07.06 22:02:22 ] Wiffagee > I have to say a very interesting conversation to come into the middle of [ 2005.07.06 22:02:27 ] Fenga Montego > lmao [ 2005.07.06 22:02:35 ] Azia Burgi > wiff, you don't know the half of it [ 2005.07.06 22:02:48 ] Wiffagee > I think I would like to [ 2005.07.06 22:02:58 ] Fenga Montego > /emote sighs. [ 2005.07.06 22:03:00 ] Azia Burgi > i'll let fenga explain [ 2005.07.06 22:03:01 ] JumpRat > It's been going on for hours :] [ 2005.07.06 22:03:09 ] Fenga Montego > first let me get some food. brb [ 2005.07.06 22:03:21 ] Wiffagee > don't bother its funny in the middle [ 2005.07.06 22:03:21 ] Fenga Montego > you guys fill him in or something [ 2005.07.06 22:03:28 ] Azia Burgi > :s [ 2005.07.06 22:03:34 ] Azia Burgi > /emote niggers [ 2005.07.06 22:03:35 ] niko86 > cock breakage [ 2005.07.06 22:03:37 ] Azia Burgi > *s [ 2005.07.06 22:03:45 ] JumpRat > please - not again - just dump your log and e-mail it to him [ 2005.07.06 22:04:01 ] Wiffagee > poor jumprat [ 2005.07.06 22:04:02 ] JumpRat > no pun intended [ 2005.07.06 22:04:07 ] Marcus VonHagen > put it on your site az? [ 2005.07.06 22:04:12 ] Azia Burgi > hell yes [ 2005.07.06 22:04:17 ] Andros vonBek > good idea marcus [ 2005.07.06 22:04:17 ] niko86 > yes please do [ 2005.07.06 22:04:30 ] Azia Burgi > i'll access the log now [ 2005.07.06 22:04:35 ] niko86 > soon as well people at work have to read this [ 2005.07.06 22:04:43 ] Marcus VonHagen > maybe change the names to protect the guilty [ 2005.07.06 22:04:54 ] Azia Burgi > nah... [ 2005.07.06 22:05:03 ] Andros vonBek > why? not like ppl will know who he is [ 2005.07.06 22:05:06 ] Azia Burgi > but i'll ask his permission first [ 2005.07.06 22:05:26 ] Andros vonBek > unless he wears a badge saying "Hello, My name is Fenga and I snapped my knob" [ 2005.07.06 22:05:32 ] Azia Burgi > LOL [ 2005.07.06 22:05:46 ] TrueTiger > na he just walks with a limp [ 2005.07.06 22:05:48 ] niko86 > oooouuchh [ 2005.07.06 22:05:54 ] Azia Burgi > hehe [ 2005.07.06 22:05:59 ] Wiffagee > I almost did that the first time I tried [ 2005.07.06 22:06:04 ] Marcus VonHagen > andros, do that as a t-shirt [ 2005.07.06 22:06:06 ] Azia Burgi > wtf? [ 2005.07.06 22:06:16 ] Azia Burgi > wiff? [ 2005.07.06 22:06:37 ] Wiffagee > hmmm maybe I should have kept quiet [ 2005.07.06 22:06:48 ] Fenga Montego > O_o [ 2005.07.06 22:07:02 ] Fenga Montego > azia what site [ 2005.07.06 22:07:16 ] Azia Burgi > http://azia.geekandproud.co.uk [ 2005.07.06 22:07:41 ] Azia Burgi > brb, need inhaler [ 2005.07.06 22:07:56 ] Wiffagee > let's just say it didn't quite fit (yes in the correct place) was painful but stopped before there was a problem [ 2005.07.06 22:08:13 ] Fenga Montego > azia that pic of yuo on site is hawt [ 2005.07.06 22:08:16 ] Andros vonBek > /emote is so glad he isn't actually doing anything atm... [ 2005.07.06 22:08:25 ] Fenga Montego > rofl] [ 2005.07.06 22:09:57 ] Istian Goss > Maybe all these safe sex campaigns have missed an important angle... [ 2005.07.06 22:10:15 ] Andros vonBek > fenga obviously had the wrong angle... [ 2005.07.06 22:10:45 ] Istian Goss > Ok so Maxwell's equations anyone? (another attempt at a topic change) [ 2005.07.06 22:11:03 ] Azia Burgi > ROFL @ andros [ 2005.07.06 22:11:10 ] Rand Shadowrider > s p t v ? [ 2005.07.06 22:11:10 ] Keri Brooks >
Maxwell? [ 2005.07.06 22:11:14 ] Azia Burgi > you guys are trying to kill me [ 2005.07.06 22:11:38 ] Andros vonBek > poor azia [ 2005.07.06 22:12:12 ] Fenga Montego > poor fenga. [ 2005.07.06 22:12:14 ] Azia Burgi > my dad is stood here trying to figure out why i'm laughing so loud [ 2005.07.06 22:12:21 ] Wiffagee > hmmm how would we be doing that?? [ 2005.07.06 22:12:26 ] Fenga Montego > oh god [ 2005.07.06 22:12:41 ] Azia Burgi > don't worry i won't tell him [ 2005.07.06 22:12:42 ] Rand Shadowrider > [ 2005.07.06 22:12:47 ] Wiffagee > Azia get's banned from Eve forever [ 2005.07.06 22:12:52 ] Fenga Montego > rofl [ 2005.07.06 22:12:54 ] Andros vonBek > oh, it's nothing dad, just some guy snapped his cock, go back to what you were doing... [ 2005.07.06 22:12:56 ] Azia Burgi > noooo [ 2005.07.06 22:13:02 ] Azia Burgi > LOL [ 2005.07.06 22:13:13 ] Fenga Montego > and then he says "oh yeah? happened to me once" [ 2005.07.06 22:13:16 ] Fenga Montego > and a WHOLE NEW CHAPTER is opened [ 2005.07.06 22:13:21 ] Azia Burgi > i'm glad he can't read without his glasses [ 2005.07.06 22:13:26 ] niko86 > nn corp :) [ 2005.07.06 22:13:31 ] Wiffagee > I suggest we title it TMI [ 2005.07.06 22:13:31 ] Fenga Montego > nn iko [ 2005.07.06 22:13:33 ] Istian Goss > roflmao Fenga [ 2005.07.06 22:13:37 ] Wiffagee > night niko [ 2005.07.06 22:13:37 ] Marcus VonHagen > change the type size quick [ 2005.07.06 22:13:38 ] Istian Goss > nn niko [ 2005.07.06 22:13:45 ] Azia Burgi > UBER HUGE [ 2005.07.06 22:13:55 ] Fenga Montego > like the swelling~\ [ 2005.07.06 22:13:57 ] Fenga Montego > =/ [ 2005.07.06 22:14:11 ] Fenga Montego > i just had a bacon sandwich ^_^ [ 2005.07.06 22:14:16 ] Fenga Montego > wjat did YOU guys eat for breakfast [ 2005.07.06 22:14:23 ] Wiffagee > how long did it take to recover? [ 2005.07.06 22:14:33 ] Fenga Montego > 3 weeks still :P [ 2005.07.06 22:14:40 ] Azia Burgi > never from what i understand [ 2005.07.06 22:14:41 ] Fenga Montego > but from the initial shock? about 2 mins [ 2005.07.06 22:14:42 ] Istian Goss > Thats twice a subject change has failed... [ 2005.07.06 22:14:45 ] Haden Carinn > i just ate 2/3 of a banoffee pie left over from a party [ 2005.07.06 22:14:48 ] Azia Burgi > 2mins? [ 2005.07.06 22:14:50 ] Haden Carinn > and i feel a little sick [ 2005.07.06 22:14:56 ] Azia Burgi > thats quite long [ 2005.07.06 22:14:59 ] Fenga Montego > 2 mins of shock is along time :P [ 2005.07.06 22:15:05 ] Fenga Montego > me: ..... [ 2005.07.06 22:15:19 ] Fenga Montego > lol [ 2005.07.06 22:15:28 ] Wiffagee > it's not the length that causes the problems [ 2005.07.06 22:15:36 ] Wiffagee > initially [ 2005.07.06 22:15:36 ] Fenga Montego > YOUD be in shock too if you broke something you didnt think was breakable [ 2005.07.06 22:15:44 ] Fenga Montego > imagine kicking the eiffle tower and it falls over [ 2005.07.06 22:15:50 ] Fenga Montego > THATS the kind of shock im talking about [ 2005.07.06 22:16:03 ] Fenga Montego > the mighty "holy hell... did I just BREAK that?" kinda thing [ 2005.07.06 22:16:07 ] Andros vonBek > at least the didn't have to amputate... [ 2005.07.06 22:16:07 ] Marcus VonHagen > you thought it was indestructible? [ 2005.07.06 22:16:13 ] Fenga Montego > yes marcus [ 2005.07.06 22:16:15 ] Watari Kalybes > New movie, "Unbreakable II - It Breaks" [ 2005.07.06 22:16:19 ] Fenga Montego > lol [ 2005.07.06 22:16:21 ] Azia Burgi > lol [ 2005.07.06 22:16:26 ] Fenga Montego > starring fenga and bruce willis [ 2005.07.06 22:16:29 ] Fenga Montego > wait NO [ 2005.07.06 22:16:30 ] Fenga Montego > NO [ 2005.07.06 22:16:33 ] Azia Burgi > LMAO [ 2005.07.06 22:16:34 ] Watari Kalybes > LOL [ 2005.07.06 22:16:35 ] Andros vonBek > ROFLMAO [ 2005.07.06 22:16:41 ] Istian Goss > roflmao [ 2005.07.06 22:16:53 ] Wiffagee > funny [ 2005.07.06 22:17:06 ] Fenga Montego > he was in unbreakable wasnt he? [ 2005.07.06 22:17:09 ] Azia Burgi > NOW it all comes out.... [ 2005.07.06 22:17:10 ] Fenga Montego > and samuel l jackson [ 2005.07.06 22:17:12 ] Andros vonBek > yes [ 2005.07.06 22:17:12 ] Fenga Montego > i think [ 2005.07.06 22:17:20 ] Watari Kalybes > yes, his only fear was... water [ 2005.07.06 22:17:25 ] Andros vonBek > at least with bruce there's only one spot to aim for... [ 2005.07.06 22:17:34 ] Fenga Montego > you would know [ 2005.07.06 22:17:36 ] Azia Burgi > :s [ 2005.07.06 22:17:40 ] Fenga Montego > rofl [ 2005.07.06 22:17:45 ] Wiffagee > me thinks Azia keeps getting it backward [ 2005.07.06 22:17:53 ] Azia Burgi > oi [ 2005.07.06 22:17:56 ] Fenga Montego > anyone want to duel in Ibis? [ 2005.07.06 22:18:03 ] Fenga Montego > ive got one here and im not afraid to use it [ 2005.07.06 22:18:11 ] Fenga Montego > omg time to attack random newbies outside sti [ 2005.07.06 22:18:19 ] Andros vonBek > i need food... brb [ 2005.07.06 22:18:24 ] Istian Goss > Ummm concord won;t like it [ 2005.07.06 22:18:24 ] Wiffagee > and that's the first time you've heard him say that [ 2005.07.06 22:18:33 ] Fenga Montego > concord can bite me [ 2005.07.06 22:18:37 ] Fenga Montego > /emote points to his sec rating [ 2005.07.06 22:18:42 ] Istian Goss > They will [ 2005.07.06 22:18:44 ] Rand Shadowrider > in an ibis? [ 2005.07.06 22:18:52 ] Wiffagee > I think they bit everyone [ 2005.07.06 22:18:54 ] Istian Goss > ahh [ 2005.07.06 22:18:54 ] Azia Burgi > concord bite HARD [ 2005.07.06 22:18:56 ] Fenga Montego > the first day i played i got a wrecking hit on concord in my ibis [ 2005.07.06 22:19:00 ] Fenga Montego > 1.2 damage baby [ 2005.07.06 22:19:05 ] Azia Burgi > heh [ 2005.07.06 22:19:06 ] Istian Goss > lol [ 2005.07.06 22:19:33 ] Marcus VonHagen > you going to add this to your bio fenga? [ 2005.07.06 22:19:34 ] Fenga Montego > im coming for you von bek [ 2005.07.06 22:19:37 ] Fenga Montego > PREPARE yourself [ 2005.07.06 22:19:47 ] Watari Kalybes > says mr. glass [ 2005.07.06 22:19:54 ] Azia Burgi > heh [ 2005.07.06 22:20:18 ] Azia Burgi > he'll be coming from behind.... [ 2005.07.06 22:20:21 ] Istian Goss > Plaig has the highest pyro content right? [ 2005.07.06 22:20:24 ] Fenga Montego > of course im not adding it to bio [ 2005.07.06 22:20:32 ] Fenga Montego > itll spread through the net somehow anyway =/ lol [ 2005.07.06 22:20:33 ] Azia Burgi > heh [ 2005.07.06 22:20:59 ] Fenga Montego > OMG its a member of my corp, Deadi9 [ 2005.07.06 22:21:01 ] Fenga Montego > im going to shoot him [ 2005.07.06 22:21:03 ] Watari Kalybes > fenga, eve's very own john wayne bobbit... [ 2005.07.06 22:21:14 ] Istian Goss > Fenga strange things have a way of spreading like wild fire on the net [ 2005.07.06 22:21:54 ] Marcus VonHagen > fenga bobbit wasnt he in star wars? [ 2005.07.06 22:22:05 ] Watari Kalybes > LOL [ 2005.07.06 22:22:27 ] Fenga Montego > i just did 1.8 damage to some guys hauler then i died. [ 2005.07.06 22:22:34 ] Wiffagee > suporting cast [ 2005.07.06 22:22:42 ] Wiffagee > supporting [ 2005.07.06 22:23:02 ] Marcus VonHagen > back to the splint again? [ 2005.07.06 22:23:07 ] Azia Burgi > lol [ 2005.07.06 22:23:09 ] Fenga Montego > omg [ 2005.07.06 22:25:17 ] Andros vonBek > really dude, you should have said you were playing WoW instead of telling us you twisted your todger in twain... [ 2005.07.06 22:25:37 ] Fenga Montego > i used to play WoW but it got boring fast :P [ 2005.07.06 22:25:55 ] Fenga Montego > but really what harm can come from it? theres at least 300 other dudes who have uh [ 2005.07.06 22:26:04 ] Fenga Montego > broken their plow in summer season [ 2005.07.06 22:26:14 ] Azia Burgi > rofl [ 2005.07.06 22:27:01 ] Wiffagee > mid furrow? [ 2005.07.06 22:27:11 ] Azia Burgi > roflmao [ 2005.07.06 22:27:19 ] Andros vonBek > LOL [ 2005.07.06 22:27:33 ] Fenga Montego > yeha i hit a really hard rabbit or something [ 2005.07.06 22:27:38 ] Azia Burgi > what have you learnt from ths fenga? [ 2005.07.06 22:27:44 ] Azia Burgi > *this [ 2005.07.06 22:27:56 ] Andros vonBek > be a lot more gentle? [ 2005.07.06 22:27:59 ] Wiffagee > check for rocks in the furrow [ 2005.07.06 22:28:08 ] Fenga Montego > if she has rocks in the furrow [ 2005.07.06 22:28:09 ] Fenga Montego > it is OVER. [ 2005.07.06 22:28:13 ] Azia Burgi > :s [ 2005.07.06 22:28:17 ] Wiffagee > OK [ 2005.07.06 22:28:19 ] Fenga Montego > i shoulc callher up right now >:( [ 2005.07.06 22:28:26 ] Fenga Montego > "LESLIE. DO YOU HAVE ROCKS IN THE FURROW?" [ 2005.07.06 22:28:30 ] Fenga Montego > "wtf?" [ 2005.07.06 22:28:30 ] Andros vonBek > Fenga, you should show her this chatlog [ 2005.07.06 22:28:36 ] Fenga Montego > i should. [ 2005.07.06 22:28:38 ] Azia Burgi > tell her people on the internet are laughing at you [ 2005.07.06 22:28:41 ] TrueTiger > give ehr my number :p [ 2005.07.06 22:28:55 ] Istian Goss > lol [ 2005.07.06 22:28:56 ] Wiffagee > cold very cold Tiger [ 2005.07.06 22:29:07 ] TrueTiger > its cold in space :D [ 2005.07.06 22:29:16 ] Fenga Montego > and your bed, asshole [ 2005.07.06 22:29:19 ] Fenga Montego > oooO!111 [ 2005.07.06 22:29:22 ] Fenga Montego > rofl. [ 2005.07.06 22:29:31 ] TrueTiger > :O [ 2005.07.06 22:29:32 ] Azia Burgi > while the cat is in a splint, the mouse doth play... or something [ 2005.07.06 22:29:33 ] Fenga Montego > shes very good natured, which is a good thing. [ 2005.07.06 22:29:34 ] OmegaAvenger > oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! [ 2005.07.06 22:29:45 ] Fenga Montego > yeah what omgea said [ 2005.07.06 22:29:51 ] Fenga Montego > hey did you blow up my kessie yet [ 2005.07.06 22:29:59 ] Fenga Montego > iof you didnt you should because theyre gimped beyond recognition now [ 2005.07.06 22:30:07 ] OmegaAvenger > `everything is [ 2005.07.06 22:30:08 ] Wiffagee > shouldn't the mouse be in the splint? [ 2005.07.06 22:30:09 ] Azia Burgi > we noticed [ 2005.07.06 22:30:20 ] Azia Burgi > /emote shrugs [ 2005.07.06 22:30:29 ] OmegaAvenger > they forgotto put in the nerf asteroids though so we can mine the new substnce for the missles [ 2005.07.06 22:30:42 ] OmegaAvenger > so theres gonna be a shortage soon [ 2005.07.06 22:31:00 ] Rand Shadowrider > is the cara gimped as well with the patch? before i buy one!!!! [ 2005.07.06 22:31:31 ] OmegaAvenger > lets see... its a missle platform basically [ 2005.07.06 22:31:34 ] Azia Burgi > haven't looked [ 2005.07.06 22:31:35 ] OmegaAvenger > and missles r gimped [ 2005.07.06 22:31:40 ] OmegaAvenger > ill elt you think about it [ 2005.07.06 22:31:55 ] Wiffagee > pretty much used to be 180 damage and now 16-117 [ 2005.07.06 22:32:13 ] Fenga Montego > <- uses amarr ships [ 2005.07.06 22:32:13 ] OmegaAvenger > ya... ccp really fucked us all over [ 2005.07.06 22:32:16 ] Fenga Montego > suckers :D [ 2005.07.06 22:32:24 ] Fenga Montego > its not bad just train up all the missile skills [ 2005.07.06 22:32:29 ] Fenga Montego > itll be almost as good as before [ 2005.07.06 22:32:31 ] OmegaAvenger > ya [ 2005.07.06 22:32:33 ] Watari Kalybes > fenga, my lady friend and i hope you get better mate. [ 2005.07.06 22:32:39 ] OmegaAvenger > thats more time and money [ 2005.07.06 22:32:41 ] texasrebel > caldari got nutered by a butcher wiht a rusty clever
[ 2005.07.06 22:32:42 ] Fenga Montego > so? [ 2005.07.06 22:32:42 ] Watari Kalybes > its been a riot post patch, later all [ 2005.07.06 22:32:49 ] Fenga Montego > put the time and money into it and itll be worth it [ 2005.07.06 22:32:50 ] Azia Burgi > nn watari [ 2005.07.06 22:32:58 ] Wiffagee > take a look at the poor newbies and their frigates [ 2005.07.06 22:33:02 ] Fenga Montego > dont be a wuss and say "omg its time and money I QUIT" :( [ 2005.07.06 22:33:06 ] OmegaAvenger > and we all got our gates rearranged cus soem odl dude got capped [ 2005.07.06 22:33:15 ] Fenga Montego > imagine how the other races feel with the massive amounts of skill it took to use turrets [ 2005.07.06 22:33:21 ] Fenga Montego > hehe [ 2005.07.06 22:33:24 ] Marcus VonHagen > only 1.6m worth of skills and about 6 weeks of training to get back to where we were [ 2005.07.06 22:33:45 ] Fenga Montego > yeah thats cake [ 2005.07.06 22:33:46 ] Azia Burgi > yup [ 2005.07.06 22:33:53 ] Istian Goss > nn Watari [ 2005.07.06 22:34:03 ] Fenga Montego > im still working on engineering on my main, i have more engineering than spaceship command :( [ 2005.07.06 22:34:10 ] Marcus VonHagen > meanwhile ill get the rails out of storage [ 2005.07.06 22:34:29 ] Fenga Montego > caldari have it relatively easy. they can train missiles and be up to par [ 2005.07.06 22:34:48 ] Fenga Montego > amarr gallente and minmatar (especially the matarr) have a hard time cause their support weapons are useless til they also train those skills up [ 2005.07.06 22:34:52 ] Keri Brooks > i love how i leave the station with all my modules offline [ 2005.07.06 22:34:55 ] Fenga Montego > yet they arent a part vital enough to be worth it [ 2005.07.06 22:35:04 ] Istian Goss > Yeah gunnery requires loads of skills....missiles didn;t used to [ 2005.07.06 22:35:16 ] Fenga Montego > matarr got raped. my ruppy is useless for a while, lol [ 2005.07.06 22:35:24 ] OmegaAvenger > there are enuf skill as is..... [ 2005.07.06 22:35:25 ] Fenga Montego > but the cruiser patch is amazing [ 2005.07.06 22:35:27 ] Marcus VonHagen > eve wont let me sell this kes, are they trying to tell me something? [ 2005.07.06 22:35:28 ] OmegaAvenger > skills* [ 2005.07.06 22:35:37 ] Andros vonBek > i suppose now is a good time to buy a new clone [ 2005.07.06 22:35:39 ] Fenga Montego > my artbitrator = win :D [ 2005.07.06 22:35:44 ] OmegaAvenger > yes, they are saying: haha, we fucked you in the ass [ 2005.07.06 22:35:55 ] texasrebel > you got that right [ 2005.07.06 22:36:50 ] RedSean > 15th try patching is a charm [ 2005.07.06 22:37:08 ] RedSean > anyone else make it? [ 2005.07.06 22:37:12 ] Fenga Montego > ? [ 2005.07.06 22:37:22 ] Andros vonBek > /emote steps out of the med bay with a brand new A+++ clone [ 2005.07.06 22:37:25 ] Fenga Montego > spent 4 hours yesterday trying to patch but i got in fine [ 2005.07.06 22:37:33 ] Marcus VonHagen > one of the patch sites died on me yesterday, [ 2005.07.06 22:37:33 ] Wiffagee > we're here Red [ 2005.07.06 22:37:35 ] OmegaAvenger > yeah..... and we all like our nerf launchers nerf ammo and other nerfs [ 2005.07.06 22:37:35 ] Azia Burgi > marcus, you've got to blitz your cache or something [ 2005.07.06 22:37:50 ] RedSean > ok, who is a producer and wants to make a bunch of isk [ 2005.07.06 22:37:51 ] JumpRat > lol wiff [ 2005.07.06 22:38:09 ] Fenga Montego > hey where IS liah anyway [ 2005.07.06 22:38:13 ] Keri Brooks > Omega, i can pick up the badger II in like 3 hrs [ 2005.07.06 22:38:22 ] Azia Burgi > anyone here able to test my industrial capacity calc for me please? [ 2005.07.06 22:38:33 ] Keri Brooks > sure [ 2005.07.06 22:38:47 ] OmegaAvenger > ok keri, itll be there, i set it for 7 days :D [ 2005.07.06 22:38:54 ] Keri Brooks > K [ 2005.07.06 22:39:25 ] RedSean > no one wants to make a bunch of isk, ok... [ 2005.07.06 22:39:33 ] Fenga Montego > yeah, fuck isk [ 2005.07.06 22:39:33 ] OmegaAvenger > what is involved? [ 2005.07.06 22:39:35 ] Andros vonBek > i do, but I'm not a producer... [ 2005.07.06 22:39:44 ] Marcus VonHagen > red what are you after? [ 2005.07.06 22:39:53 ] Fenga Montego > brb im logging to my main [ 2005.07.06 22:39:54 ] RedSean > making white noise t2 generators [ 2005.07.06 22:40:03 ] Fenga Montego > ill see you guys later. ill be in amsen newb mining with an indy :D [ 2005.07.06 22:40:08 ] Azia Burgi > i'll upload it in a mo [ 2005.07.06 22:40:14 ] Marcus VonHagen > tell me more red? [ 2005.07.06 22:40:15 ] Azia Burgi > just adding instructions [ 2005.07.06 22:40:39 ] Istian Goss > lol Bush fell off a bike [ 2005.07.06 22:40:53 ] RedSean > skills needed are industry 5 and electronic engineering, and electromagnetic physics 1 [ 2005.07.06 22:40:57 ] Marcus VonHagen > istain the pc he hit went to hospital [ 2005.07.06 22:41:12 ] Marcus VonHagen > got those red [ 2005.07.06 22:41:26 ] Marcus VonHagen > what are the research ones? [ 2005.07.06 22:41:59 ] RedSean > to do research on it? [ 2005.07.06 22:42:09 ] Istian Goss > Yeah I saw that Marcus....hmm the most powerful man in the world,,,,,and he can't even ride a bike [ 2005.07.06 22:42:29 ] Marcus VonHagen > whats your plan red? [ 2005.07.06 22:42:40 ] RedSean > i have copies [ 2005.07.06 22:42:41 ] OmegaAvenger > thas because BUSH IS A CHIMP [ 2005.07.06 22:42:58 ] Xeris 7 >
Alan Greenspan has more power [ 2005.07.06 22:43:04 ] RedSean > 100 of them [ 2005.07.06 22:43:37 ] Istian Goss > Alan Greenspan? [ 2005.07.06 22:44:13 ] Xeris 7 > What is it with these damn pirates interupting my mining op [ 2005.07.06 22:44:43 ] TrueTiger > same here [ 2005.07.06 22:45:14 ] Keri Brooks > there needs to be a way to target only the astroid i want with the survey scanner [ 2005.07.06 22:45:18 ] Xeris 7 > Going to break out the 150mm and clean this place [ 2005.07.06 22:45:37 ] Andros vonBek > anybody want a dish of vanilla icecream? [ 2005.07.06 22:45:46 ] Patrick McCarty > yeah me [ 2005.07.06 22:45:54 ] Xeris 7 > if comes with rails [ 2005.07.06 22:46:09 ] Andros vonBek > no, if you like if comes with a few strawberries [ 2005.07.06 22:46:35 ] Istian Goss > I can't pass on free food [ 2005.07.06 22:46:36 ] Patrick McCarty > i demand chocolate syrup [ 2005.07.06 22:46:37 ] Xeris 7 > Iwonder how many hi slots on a dish of ice cream...woo to much Eve [ 2005.07.06 22:46:50 ] Istian Goss > lol [ 2005.07.06 22:47:22 ] Andros vonBek > its annoying cos it's a med slot item for the freezer and it gimps my tank setup... [ 2005.07.06 22:47:39 ] Xeris 7 > :) [ 2005.07.06 22:47:44 ] Patrick McCarty > gah jita is so laggy [ 2005.07.06 22:47:57 ] Xeris 7 > Jita busy? [ 2005.07.06 22:48:11 ] Patrick McCarty > over 250 people [ 2005.07.06 22:48:24 ] Andros vonBek > oh for crying out loud about the fecking /me thing FFS!!! [ 2005.07.06 22:48:24 ] OmegaAvenger > um wow [ 2005.07.06 22:48:26 ] Andros vonBek > /emote nods [ 2005.07.06 22:48:41 ] Xeris 7 > got 32 at Umokka [ 2005.07.06 22:49:21 ] Azia Burgi > can someone please test my indy calculator? [ 2005.07.06 22:49:23 ] Azia Burgi > http://azia.geekandproud.co.uk/stuff/indy_calc.xls [ 2005.07.06 22:49:51 ] Azia Burgi > please evemail/convo me if you spot any mistakes [ 2005.07.06 22:50:04 ] Xeris 7 > condor...check, ammo...check, dead pirates...check [ 2005.07.06 22:50:06 ] Azia Burgi > tahnks guys ;P [ 2005.07.06 22:50:12 ] Azia Burgi > *thanks [ 2005.07.06 22:50:50 ] Andros vonBek > okies [ 2005.07.06 22:52:02 ] Ieya > 2005.07.06 22:51:41 combat Your Bloodclaw Light Missile I hits Dark Corpum Arch Reaver, doing 90.7 damage. [ 2005.07.06 22:52:20 ] Ieya > well that's not bad for a light [ 2005.07.06 22:52:51 ] OmegaAvenger > yeah... uh mien do 50 [ 2005.07.06 22:53:09 ] Ieya > that was in structure though [ 2005.07.06 22:53:19 ] OmegaAvenger > i get 70 in struct [ 2005.07.06 22:53:20 ] Patrick McCarty > that does look pretty good [ 2005.07.06 22:53:34 ] Istian Goss > I got 40 on arm/shield for sanshas [ 2005.07.06 22:54:26 ] Ieya > 2005.07.06 22:50:27 combat Your Bloodclaw Light Missile I hits Dark Corpum Arch Reaver, doing 55.1 damage. [ 2005.07.06 22:54:49 ] Ieya > that was either armour or shield [ 2005.07.06 22:54:51 ] OmegaAvenger > like weve said [ 2005.07.06 22:54:54 ] OmegaAvenger > nerf [ 2005.07.06 22:56:17 ] Felicin > assuming you have the skills, what exactly do you do to start a corporation? [ 2005.07.06 22:57:17 ] Xeris 7 > Players guide...corporations [ 2005.07.06 22:57:50 ] Xeris 7 > cost some isk [ 2005.07.06 22:58:15 ] Xeris 7 > 1 mil i think [ 2005.07.06 22:58:43 ] Felicin > thanks [ 2005.07.06 22:58:51 ] Xeris 7 > np [ 2005.07.06 22:59:13 ] Andros vonBek > /emote looks on the esc menu language tab and notices that the only languages available are english and german, and hopes no one notices and makes any jokes... [ 2005.07.06 22:59:37 ] OmegaAvenger > anyon notice the new civillian items under the amrket? [ 2005.07.06 22:59:40 ] Patrick McCarty > Was ist das? [ 2005.07.06 23:00:09 ] Istian Goss > I'm trying to think of a joke now Andros ty :) [ 2005.07.06 23:00:45 ] Andros vonBek > nps [ 2005.07.06 23:01:01 ] Patrick McCarty > they added new leadership skills it looks like [ 2005.07.06 23:01:06 ] Istian Goss > nps? [ 2005.07.06 23:01:20 ] Istian Goss > Yeah and modules Patrick [ 2005.07.06 23:01:34 ] OmegaAvenger > wow [ 2005.07.06 23:01:44 ] OmegaAvenger > i was able to buy a strip miner one for .75 mill [ 2005.07.06 23:01:48 ] OmegaAvenger > 1.75* [ 2005.07.06 23:01:58 ] Wiffagee > I ran out of Nerf missiles [ 2005.07.06 23:02:25 ] OmegaAvenger > i still got a nice 3000 or so stockpile [ 2005.07.06 23:02:35 ] OmegaAvenger > from when i was a noob [ 2005.07.06 23:02:38 ] Keri Brooks > wtf omega [ 2005.07.06 23:02:43 ] Keri Brooks > where do you shop? [ 2005.07.06 23:02:49 ] OmegaAvenger > i forgot [ 2005.07.06 23:02:52 ] Wiffagee > I do back at the ranch, but not with me [ 2005.07.06 23:02:55 ] OmegaAvenger > but i had money at the tiem proll amsen [ 2005.07.06 23:03:03 ] Wiffagee > did they nerf the price?? [ 2005.07.06 23:03:04 ] OmegaAvenger > when i flew my mrelin i carriedl iek 2000 missles in it [ 2005.07.06 23:03:36 ] Patrick McCarty > yeah I carry 200 missiles in my kes as well [ 2005.07.06 23:03:40 ] Patrick McCarty > 2000* [ 2005.07.06 23:03:43 ] OmegaAvenger > as for the strip miner i bought it in market, some system 10 jumps from here [ 2005.07.06 23:03:58 ] OmegaAvenger > i figure the exrtra jumps are worth it [ 2005.07.06 23:04:32 ] Keri Brooks > i like my two strip miners [ 2005.07.06 23:04:35 ] Xeris 7 > pirates again! [ 2005.07.06 23:04:37 ] Wiffagee > I see they haven't fixed the docking [ 2005.07.06 23:04:41 ] Keri Brooks > cant wait till i get my badger II.. [ 2005.07.06 23:04:44 ] OmegaAvenger > i need 1 more [ 2005.07.06 23:08:08 ] Keri Brooks > im filling up a can at a rate of 1600m^3 per 180 seconds.. [ 2005.07.06 23:08:23 ] Azia Burgi > bio updated [ 2005.07.06 23:08:29 ] Xeris 7 > sweet [ 2005.07.06 23:09:03 ] Xeris 7 > Im filling my hold at slower than molases per second [ 2005.07.06 23:10:59 ] Keri Brooks > been there [ 2005.07.06 23:11:00 ] Keri Brooks > done that [ 2005.07.06 23:11:41 ] OmegaAvenger > can anyone loan me 1 mill isk? [ 2005.07.06 23:11:45 ] RedSean > wtf who is this lady talking to me about my warp drive [ 2005.07.06 23:12:06 ] OmegaAvenger > she like your warp drive :D [ 2005.07.06 23:12:15 ] Burkly > Is anyone having problems with buying things in the market? [ 2005.07.06 23:12:17 ] RedSean > she sounds stoned [ 2005.07.06 23:12:25 ] OmegaAvenger > heh [ 2005.07.06 23:12:42 ] OmegaAvenger > can anyone loan me one mill isk so i can buy my second strip miner? [ 2005.07.06 23:12:56 ] Ieya > she sounds like they nicked her from homeworld [ 2005.07.06 23:12:57 ] Wiffagee > I did last night [ 2005.07.06 23:13:03 ] OmegaAvenger > true [ 2005.07.06 23:13:05 ] Aralon > Market problems = delete the machonet folder in your ccp/eve/cache directory [ 2005.07.06 23:13:15 ] Burkly > Thank you [ 2005.07.06 23:13:17 ] Aralon > that will correct all [ 2005.07.06 23:13:20 ] Keri Brooks > nope.. i have $260k to my name.. but two cargo trips of scordite (1 mil a piece) in a can [ 2005.07.06 23:13:22 ] Aralon > np [ 2005.07.06 23:13:23 ] Keri Brooks > so i cant yet [ 2005.07.06 23:13:28 ] OmegaAvenger > k [ 2005.07.06 23:13:34 ] Wiffagee > take care all, time to head home [ 2005.07.06 23:13:35 ] OmegaAvenger > well when u get teh badger it will help [ 2005.07.06 23:13:40 ] OmegaAvenger > ill only need liek 300k then [ 2005.07.06 23:13:47 ] OmegaAvenger > cya wiff [ 2005.07.06 23:13:51 ] Xeris 7 > cya wifagee [ 2005.07.06 23:13:56 ] Keri Brooks > yea.. gimmie like 15 mins Omega [ 2005.07.06 23:13:56 ] OmegaAvenger > hey, keri [ 2005.07.06 23:14:00 ] Keri Brooks > and i'll pay for it [ 2005.07.06 23:14:06 ] OmegaAvenger > a [ 2005.07.06 23:14:08 ] OmegaAvenger > cool :D [ 2005.07.06 23:14:32 ] OmegaAvenger > im waiting till i fill my fourth can to haul [ 2005.07.06 23:14:40 ] OmegaAvenger > (secure can) [ 2005.07.06 23:14:46 ] Istian Goss > nn Wiff [ 2005.07.06 23:14:47 ] Keri Brooks > ah [ 2005.07.06 23:14:49 ] Keri Brooks > im jet canning.. [ 2005.07.06 23:14:57 ] OmegaAvenger > aah [ 2005.07.06 23:15:02 ] OmegaAvenger > well jayrod deployed these cans [ 2005.07.06 23:15:06 ] OmegaAvenger > so i find it easyier [ 2005.07.06 23:15:17 ] OmegaAvenger > they are near almost all of the best roids so [ 2005.07.06 23:15:43 ] Keri Brooks > Gimmie system and i'll join you :) [ 2005.07.06 23:16:19 ] Azia Burgi > andros, have you got convo reject on? [ 2005.07.06 23:19:47 ] Azia Burgi > OMG! [ 2005.07.06 23:21:02 ] Azia Burgi > i just worked out that with local hull expanders and colossal cans the impel has a total haulage capacity of 50043.97m3